So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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