i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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