Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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