from now on my penis is your penis
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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