He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
how does that bad decision feel?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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