susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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