# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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