so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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