My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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