READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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