Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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