Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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