Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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