Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Bring me that man meat
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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