he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
