what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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