I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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