I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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