I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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