Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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