quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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