: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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