WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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