kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Found your dick twin last night
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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