my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
BRING THE BAGELS
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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