How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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