did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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