There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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