He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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