I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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