I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
