no. you can't hotbox the world.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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