Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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