It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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