so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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