high people should be assigned attendants
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
i believe in u and ur pee
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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