I want to have your abortion
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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