Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She's just so happy...and so naked.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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