This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
vagina is talking i cant
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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