let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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