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(540): View more from Virginia

ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it

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(716): View more from New York

You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??

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(513): View more from Ohio

I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!

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(510): View more from California

Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.

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(618): View more from Illinois

the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!

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(858): View more from California

Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone

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(770): View more from Georgia

My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success

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