I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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