Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
someone get that fucking seahorse.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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