I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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