You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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