if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
