No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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