fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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