haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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