You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
