She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
this boner is exhausting
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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