forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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