I just saw a hot homeless man
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize