My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
lol hangovers are for mortals.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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