I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
