No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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