no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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