you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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