So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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